Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
