eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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