So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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