can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize