He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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