I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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