i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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