Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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