Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Randomize
