You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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