Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Randomize
