we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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