this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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