The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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