Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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