My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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