I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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