marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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