I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Do vagina's smell?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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