Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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