Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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