fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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