dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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