Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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