I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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