he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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