god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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