See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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