dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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