Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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