My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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