therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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