Buhtt sex?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
