Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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