We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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