ugly people sure do ruin things
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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