are you so shy because you have an std?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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