i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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