this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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