I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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