i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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