shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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