I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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