we're blogging at a bar
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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