You just made me feel so damn special
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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