I wish I could teleport
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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