His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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