Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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