Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Never underestimate the power of titties
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