I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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