in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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