Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
