Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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