No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I love you.
Bad choice
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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