I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
i've created a new STD.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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