That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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