I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
